Shakespearean+Insults

Top Ten Favorite Shakespearean Insults  1. Eat a crocodile thou dankish elf-skinned hedge-pig.

 2. Wipe thy ugly face thou beslubbering rump-fed scut.

 3. Thy mother wears armor thou bootless flap-mouthed vassal.

 4. Grow unsightly warts thou ill-nurtured onion-eyed whey-face.

 5. Kiss my codpiece thou cankerous foul-practicing flap-dragon.

 6. Remove thine ass hence thou incurable ill-breeding scut.

 7. Trip on thy sword thou weedy tickle-brained winter-cricket.

 8. I’ll see the hanged thou unmuzzled rump-fed boar-pig.

 9. Clean thine ears thou puking spur-galled moldwarp.

 10. Eat my knickers thou goatish folly-fallen codpiece.